New way to car jack your car! *Uban Legend*
May 13, 2008
This is a chain email on an Urban legend. It sounds legit, but that just goes to show you that you CAN NOT trust chain letters.
BEWARE OF PAPER IN THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE
NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING
(NOT A JOKE)
Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating…
You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside.
You start the engine and shift into Reverse.
When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking
space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window.
So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to
remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.
When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car
jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off.
They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.
And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car.
So now the car jacker has your car, your home address, your
money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!
BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS
NOW BEING USED….
If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just
drive away.
Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this
e-mail.
I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to
women.
A purse contains all kinds of personal information and
identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want this to fall
into the wrong hands.
Two for the Price of One: HillBillary
May 13, 2008
Rocket Darwin
May 13, 2008
Don’t play with explosives.
Brea Grant – Daphne on Heroes
May 10, 2008
26 year old Brea Grant who played Jean Binnel on Friday Night Lights, will play the part of a speed demon on Heroes. She will be the arch nemesis of the Hiro and attempt to beat his time manipulation ability by beating the clock with super speed.
1. Midnight Movie (2008) (post-production) …. Rachael
2. Trance (2008) (post-production) …. Chloe
3. Middle of Nowhere (2008) (completed) …. Jean
4. “Cold Case” …. Liza West (1 episode, 2008)
- Slipping (2008) TV episode …. Liza West
5. Multiple Choice (2008) …. Barb
6. “Friday Night Lights” …. Jean Binnel (3 episodes, 2008)
- May the Best Man Win (2008) TV episode …. Jean Binnel
- Leave No One Behind (2008) TV episode …. Jean Binnel
- Humble Pie (2008) TV episode …. Jean Binnel
7. You’re So Dead (2007) …. Candy
8. The Suit (2007) …. Rasha
*HERO’s SPOILER*
Look for a new villain named Joy. Her power is superspeed—she’s lightning-fast, like the Flash. Hiro meets her in a museum. He asks her if she has powers and if she is trying to steal some art.
She convinces him she’s on the up-and-up…and then makes off with a bunch of paintings. She’s described as a nymph-like character with the speed of a cheetah on, er, speed - eonline
Heart Goes Out to People of Myanmar…
May 6, 2008
Jeff Foxworthy on Colorado
May 5, 2008
( It was only a matter of time before Jeff Foxworthy took a couple of
shots at Colorado!)
You are a Coloradoan if ………….
1. You switch from ‘Heat’ to ‘A/C’ in one day.
2. You know what the ‘Peoples Republic of Boulder’ means.
3. Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the
mountains.
4. You’re a meat-eating vegetarian.
5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have your
own special bike lane.
6. You’re able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during
a raging blizzard without even flinching.
7. You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would
never go there otherwise.
8. You think your major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire
Beer.
9. You design your kid’s Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
10. You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJs.
11. You know all 4 seasons ‘almost winter, winter, still winter and
spring blizzards
12. You’ve been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.
13. You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from
altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
14. You can drive over a 12,000-foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can’t
get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
15. You know the ‘correct’ pronunciation of Buena Vista.
16. When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer
and not get a buzz.
17. Your car insurance costs more than your car.
18. You have surge protectors on every outlet.
19. April showers bring May blizzards.
20. ‘Timberline’ is someplace you have actually been.
21. You know what a ‘Chinook’ is
22. You know what a ‘Rocky Mountain Oyster’ is.
23. You know what a ‘fourteener’ is.
24. .But you don’t know what a ‘turn signal’ is.
25. A bear on your front porch doesn’t bother you nearly as much as a
Democrat in Congress does.
26. Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.
27. People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.
28. Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn’t seem strange.
29. Thunder has set off your car alarm.
30. You have an $800 stereo in your $300 truck.
31. You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
32. Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!!
33. You know where the real ‘South Park’ is.
34. You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
35. Driving directions usually include ‘Go over_________ Pass.’
36. You’ve ‘checked for ticks.
37. You’ve dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka with a hood.
38. You’ve gone snow skiing in July and………
39. You’ve played golf in January and…….
40. They were in the same year!
41. You’ve urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could run into
both
oceans.
42. You know what a down slope and an up slope weather pattern is.
43. And the most important: You get a certain feeling of satisfaction
from
knowing that California and Texas are both down stream.
44. You actually understand these jokes and send them to your Colorado
friends.
australian animals
May 5, 2008
Voted best joke in Australia
Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
“Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”
His wife is lying in bed and replies: “I think you’ll find that’s a
sheep, you idiot.”
The man says to his wife: “I think you’ll find that I wasn’t talking to
you.”
